Best Simmons Line of the Season

Perhaps it took him a little while to get warmed up this year, what with the book tour and all, but this reflection on the future for the Eagles made me laugh for a solid minute:

I'm going to miss Andy Reid's staring at the two-point conversion chart as though it were written in Korean. I'm going to miss Donovan McNabb's casually walking up to the line during a two-minute drill as though he were approaching the counter of an Arby's.