Hurt Feelings, or Mexican Politics as High School

Opposition members of Mexico's Congress were invited to a dinner with Barack Obama, then disinvited, then invited again. Or something like that. I honestly can't keep up with these kids today and their intrigues. Whatever the case, now most of them are, like, not going. Emilio, Javier, Gloria, and Silvia were all just like, we're not going to be there, deal with it! I mean, whatever! [Eyes rolling.]

A caller on a radio show who sounded like a Mexican version of my third-grade teacher just told them to "stop acting like niños chiquitos."