Please

We here at Gancho are easy to please. We ask for neither money nor fame. We are content with the simple things in life--the truly simple things, not the Floyd Gondolli stuff. So all I ask today is a goleada from Barcelona, with a hat trick from Messi and two more from Eto'o, and a 2-2 tie at Old Trafford, with Ronaldo putting a penalty kick wide in injury time to sent the Special One through to the next round. With that, I shall be happy.