Frightening

In the past week, I've had one teenager spit on me (accidentally, but still), another hide in the stall of a girl's bathroom to avoid going to class, another all but scream "Did you fart?" in the middle of a crowded classroom quietly working, and still another slam a desk into the hamstrings of a female classmate just for fun. All of the above are older than the subject of this article, a 13-year-old Brit marking the birth of his firstborn child.