Buns out of the Oven

I see that the results for the world's greatest derrière are in, with the crown to rest upon the backsides of Brazil's Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak and France's Saïba Bombote. If Vegas was taking bets on the nationalities of the winners beforehand, what would the odds have been on it being a Brazilian woman and Frenchman? 1 to 10? 1 to 50? Honestly, could it have gone any other way?

Now, not to be picky, but does this search really qualify as worldwide? I mean, no one even contacted me. Am I saying I would have won? No, obviously Bombote was going to be tough to stop. But would I have at least been in the conversation? With my new taco-heavy diet, I don't see how you argue that I wouldn't have been.