A Natural Culmination

All of the soccer and security blogging I've done over the past several months comes together in this story: a replica of the World Cup trophy made out of cocaine has been found in Colombia. It weighs 11 kilos, which is actually five more than the original. Reports like this one make you wonder: what can't be made out of cocaine? Can we be sure, for example, that the Cristiano Ronaldo who suited up for Portugal in South Africa wasn't a cocaine fake?