So now the ridiculous gambit of the EdoMex candidates has expanded: Enrique Peña Nieto says he'd be willing to take the test, but wonders, Would Calderón? Good question, Enrique! But why stop there: let's test every Mexican politician for alcohol in the blood and venereal disease! Meanwhile, Mexico's oil industry drifts ever closer to oblivion.
In happier drug-testing news, the five Mexican players tossed from the Gold Cup took a step toward clearing their names, after subsequent tests at UCLA came back negative.