Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The Emptiest Words You'll Hear Today

Hillary Clinton had the following to say after her meeting with Mexican officials today:
[W]e accept our share of the responsibility.
Does this mean an assault weapons ban with teeth? Not likely. A consideration of legalization of marijuana. Certainly not. Does it mean spending more on development projects in Juárez and than it does on helicopters? Also a negative. You see the pattern.

This is akin to an overweight linebacker apologizing profusely for his coach for not being able to keep the running back from getting to the corner, with both of them knowing full well that he eats six slices of pizza for dinner after each practice, and has no intention of improving his diet.

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