And on and on it goes.
Tourist Package "Visit the best sites"
12:00 p.m.-Target practice in Colonias Durangueña, San Antonio, Fidel Velazquez, Tierra y Libertad, or any other part of the city. You can do this wherever you want, no problem.
2:00 p.m.-Participation in a kidnapping scene on Raúl López Sánchez, in front of Liverpool Galerías [a local mall], 100 percent real.
3:00 p.m.-Recreational activity: "Look for the dead body in a blanket", the winner will receive a free meal at the restaurant Cielito Lindo (gunfight included).
4:00 p.m.-Instructional activity: "Rip out the cash machine", location to be determined, includes work tools, pick-up with driver wearing a ski-mask, and instruction.
With the purchase of "Visit the best sites" you will also receive:
*A brick with a bullet lodged in it (one per family, subject to availability)
*A certificate for having corrupted a local authority signed by the governor