Mexico, which has a day for everything, celebrates the teacher today. Damn straight, says I.
Gancho quiz: which of the following is not a real holiday?
a) Taco Day
b) Oil Nationalization Day
c) Police Corruption Day
d) Julio Cesar Chavez Day
Answer: d. What about c, you ask; there can't possibly a holiday for police corruption. But in Mexico, you see, each and every day we all give a nod to the country's beloved dirty cops.