Monday, September 22, 2008

UT-UF Recap

It's hard to win against a halfway decent team when you twice turn the ball over with goal to go. In addition, Tennessee has a gigantic talent gap against the elite teams, one that didn't exist ten years ago, and seems to get bigger every year. There are just three playmakers on both sides of the ball that I saw: Gerald Jones, Eric Berry, and Arian Foster. And that's it.

As angry as the game made me, it was worth watching for the chance to bear witness to the creepiest sideline-reporter anecdote ever: Tim Tebow spent his off-season circumcising kids in the Phillipines. Thanks for that nugget Tracy Wolfson!

2 comments:

TLC Tugger said...

^^ Tim Tebow spent his off-season circumcising kids in The Philippines. ^^

Why isn't he in jail, then? No national medical association on earth ednorses routine circumcision. As such, it is a cosmetic procedure. Any ethicist will tell you that for non-emergency non-therapeutic amputations proxy consent of the family is not valid.

Tebow is guilty of unlawful restraint, assault and battery, mayhem, maiming, etc.

pc said...

Good question, and I have no idea. It sounded kind of odd that someone without medical training would be, as Wolfson implied, actually performing the procedure. She probably overstated his participation. Of course, it'd certainly be good for the rest of the SEC to have him behind bars.