Thursday, December 25, 2008

Santa Screwed Up

Among the "all" whom I mentioned in the previous post is the Torreón police department, who, despite having been naughty for much of the year, was recently rewarded with a whole bunch of new toys. Here to the left, we have the billboard shamelessly trumpeting their 12 new Ram trucks that will in theory "improve vigilance." ("Of whom?" is the logical rejoinder.) In addition, the department has dozens of new Silverados, motorcycles, and Dodge Stratuses (Strati?). When the toys were handed over several weeks ago, the police took them out on the town for an impromptu parade, sirens blaring. It was a good 15 minutes of screaming sirens that had as all convinced that the apocalypse was upon us. Merry Christmas, boys!

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