Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Another Big Arrest

José Jorge Balderas Garza, believed to be the shooter of Salvador Cabañas roughly one year ago, was captured in Mexico City early this morning. He says that his bodyguard, who was arrested last year, was actually the shooter. His beauty queen Colombian girlfriend was also arrested, which precipitated a story from Excélsior with the following intro:
Among the people who were detained along with José Jorge Balderas Garza, aka El JJ, his significant other also deserves mention: the Colombian model Juliana Sossa Toro, Miss Antoquia 2008.

According to the authorities, the woman of 23 years and green eyes was captured in a house in Bosques de las Lomas.

The Colombian is 1.70 meters tall, weighs 52 kilos, has brown hair and her measurements are 90-60-94...
I promise you it is a faithful translation. So, of the five Ws, would we file that under the, "Why"?

2 comments:

malcolm said...

i love the mexican media. they know what their readers want and give it to them without shame.

pc said...

Yeah it really is fantastic. I wonder if that article got written before the standard news story on JJ getting nabbed.